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A poem about ADHD as written by someone with ADHD

Roses are red. Firetrucks are red.
Remember that joke about the firetrucks?
It involved a pun.
Pun is the primary word in punt.
Oh right, I’m writing a poem.
Violets are blue.
I like blue, it’s my favorite color.
The sky is blue.
Lots of things are blue.
Why do they say you’re blue when you’re sad?
Oh right. Poem.
I don’t know what comes after roses and violets.
Tulips?
Mmmm…coffee…


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whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

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theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

As a man, I feel like that male lion every time a woman yells at me.
"Don’t look, don’t make eye contac-holy shit those fangs…ohfuck she thinks i’m being agressive. back away…back away sloooowwww."

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

As a man, I feel like that male lion every time a woman yells at me.

"Don’t look, don’t make eye contac-holy shit those fangs…ohfuck she thinks i’m being agressive. back away…back away sloooowwww."

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consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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dicetylhydrogenphosphate:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

if he seriously made that post that’s fucking childish. Not everyone will bow down and like your book, deal with it like every other author does. Jesus.

Hmm…maybe enough is enough for even authors…maybe…just maybe…artists are allowed to be people too. Maybe they’re allowed to get fed up with people overdoing it with bad interpretations of their work like everyone else?

You guys, he literally said he never tweeted that.

We obviously did not know that. There is nothing in this post that would warrant our thinking “Oh, that’s fake he never said that.”

dicetylhydrogenphosphate:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

if he seriously made that post that’s fucking childish. Not everyone will bow down and like your book, deal with it like every other author does. Jesus.

Hmm…maybe enough is enough for even authors…maybe…just maybe…artists are allowed to be people too. Maybe they’re allowed to get fed up with people overdoing it with bad interpretations of their work like everyone else?

You guys, he literally said he never tweeted that.

We obviously did not know that. There is nothing in this post that would warrant our thinking “Oh, that’s fake he never said that.”

(Source: australian-government)

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I hate how you can’t kill them with loneliness now, why do they all have to have cell phones?
Out of context sims 3 conversation.
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crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

if he seriously made that post that’s fucking childish. Not everyone will bow down and like your book, deal with it like every other author does. Jesus.

Hmm…maybe enough is enough for even authors…maybe…just maybe…artists are allowed to be people too. Maybe they’re allowed to get fed up with people overdoing it with bad interpretations of their work like everyone else?

I just think it’s not right to threaten to halt the movie because a few people didn’t like it. If that happened every time someone didn’t like a movie/book there would be no movies/books! I see your point but I still stand with my opinion. Thanks for being civil about your differing one though ^_^

Well, if it were just a few people sure. But it’s quite a lot more than a few, and enough is enough sometimes. Certain people get fed up with certain things. I get fed up with hearing random people talking about butt plugs, John Green gets tired of people trying to turn his work into metaphors for their own prick-ish stuck up reasons. I think most people would.

no he’s having an issue with people making fun of the “It’s a metaphor” line in the book :/ He’s not mad about them making his work into a metaphor he’s mad they don’t like his character he wrote who did the whole “Having a cigarette and not lighting it but having it in your mouth is like having death in your teeth, it’s a metaphor” 

-casually moving past the buttplug incidnent- I can say as a writer that when people make fun of one of your characters a lot, it can in fact ruin your own work for you. Eventually, that’s all you can think of when you’re reminded of that character and you just don’t want it there anymore but you realize that your story can’t happen the same way without them so you scrap the whole thing…this process has cost me many many books that I tried writing.

A friend pointed out I sounded hostile, sorry I’m actually finding it neat to discuss this ^_^ and I understand just his actions could hurt his fans. that’s my point.

I didn’t take it as hostile. :p They could hurt his fans, but sometimes it’s more about just being fed up with it. To this day, I actually regret making a post about my theories on the nightmare before christmas and have wanted to stop it circulating because people constantly send me the same few messages about what they don’t agree with in it. Same sort of thing, people are spoiling his work for him and it’s something he worked hard on. It takes away much of the ability to enjoy your own work.

crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

if he seriously made that post that’s fucking childish. Not everyone will bow down and like your book, deal with it like every other author does. Jesus.

Hmm…maybe enough is enough for even authors…maybe…just maybe…artists are allowed to be people too. Maybe they’re allowed to get fed up with people overdoing it with bad interpretations of their work like everyone else?

I just think it’s not right to threaten to halt the movie because a few people didn’t like it. If that happened every time someone didn’t like a movie/book there would be no movies/books! I see your point but I still stand with my opinion. Thanks for being civil about your differing one though ^_^

Well, if it were just a few people sure. But it’s quite a lot more than a few, and enough is enough sometimes. Certain people get fed up with certain things. I get fed up with hearing random people talking about butt plugs, John Green gets tired of people trying to turn his work into metaphors for their own prick-ish stuck up reasons. I think most people would.

no he’s having an issue with people making fun of the “It’s a metaphor” line in the book :/ He’s not mad about them making his work into a metaphor he’s mad they don’t like his character he wrote who did the whole “Having a cigarette and not lighting it but having it in your mouth is like having death in your teeth, it’s a metaphor” 

-casually moving past the buttplug incidnent- I can say as a writer that when people make fun of one of your characters a lot, it can in fact ruin your own work for you. Eventually, that’s all you can think of when you’re reminded of that character and you just don’t want it there anymore but you realize that your story can’t happen the same way without them so you scrap the whole thing…this process has cost me many many books that I tried writing.

A friend pointed out I sounded hostile, sorry I’m actually finding it neat to discuss this ^_^ and I understand just his actions could hurt his fans. that’s my point.

I didn’t take it as hostile. :p They could hurt his fans, but sometimes it’s more about just being fed up with it. To this day, I actually regret making a post about my theories on the nightmare before christmas and have wanted to stop it circulating because people constantly send me the same few messages about what they don’t agree with in it. Same sort of thing, people are spoiling his work for him and it’s something he worked hard on. It takes away much of the ability to enjoy your own work.

(Source: australian-government)

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Anonymous asked:
That post about how "Up" is scientifically accurate was a bunch of bullshit you goddamn fucking liar


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crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

if he seriously made that post that’s fucking childish. Not everyone will bow down and like your book, deal with it like every other author does. Jesus.

Hmm…maybe enough is enough for even authors…maybe…just maybe…artists are allowed to be people too. Maybe they’re allowed to get fed up with people overdoing it with bad interpretations of their work like everyone else?

I just think it’s not right to threaten to halt the movie because a few people didn’t like it. If that happened every time someone didn’t like a movie/book there would be no movies/books! I see your point but I still stand with my opinion. Thanks for being civil about your differing one though ^_^

Well, if it were just a few people sure. But it’s quite a lot more than a few, and enough is enough sometimes. Certain people get fed up with certain things. I get fed up with hearing random people talking about butt plugs, John Green gets tired of people trying to turn his work into metaphors for their own prick-ish stuck up reasons. I think most people would.

no he’s having an issue with people making fun of the “It’s a metaphor” line in the book :/ He’s not mad about them making his work into a metaphor he’s mad they don’t like his character he wrote who did the whole “Having a cigarette and not lighting it but having it in your mouth is like having death in your teeth, it’s a metaphor” 

-casually moving past the buttplug incidnent- I can say as a writer that when people make fun of one of your characters a lot, it can in fact ruin your own work for you. Eventually, that’s all you can think of when you’re reminded of that character and you just don’t want it there anymore but you realize that your story can’t happen the same way without them so you scrap the whole thing…this process has cost me many many books that I tried writing.

crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

ticklesthesomething:

crystaleyedkiller:

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

if he seriously made that post that’s fucking childish. Not everyone will bow down and like your book, deal with it like every other author does. Jesus.

Hmm…maybe enough is enough for even authors…maybe…just maybe…artists are allowed to be people too. Maybe they’re allowed to get fed up with people overdoing it with bad interpretations of their work like everyone else?

I just think it’s not right to threaten to halt the movie because a few people didn’t like it. If that happened every time someone didn’t like a movie/book there would be no movies/books! I see your point but I still stand with my opinion. Thanks for being civil about your differing one though ^_^

Well, if it were just a few people sure. But it’s quite a lot more than a few, and enough is enough sometimes. Certain people get fed up with certain things. I get fed up with hearing random people talking about butt plugs, John Green gets tired of people trying to turn his work into metaphors for their own prick-ish stuck up reasons. I think most people would.

no he’s having an issue with people making fun of the “It’s a metaphor” line in the book :/ He’s not mad about them making his work into a metaphor he’s mad they don’t like his character he wrote who did the whole “Having a cigarette and not lighting it but having it in your mouth is like having death in your teeth, it’s a metaphor” 

-casually moving past the buttplug incidnent- I can say as a writer that when people make fun of one of your characters a lot, it can in fact ruin your own work for you. Eventually, that’s all you can think of when you’re reminded of that character and you just don’t want it there anymore but you realize that your story can’t happen the same way without them so you scrap the whole thing…this process has cost me many many books that I tried writing.

(Source: australian-government)

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crystaleyedkiller:

divlje:

attack on titan is crap fight me

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divlje…


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